I get a lot of spam on my blog which no one ever sees because I moderate my comments. This, however, made me laugh.
"Today, I went to the beach with my children.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There
was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!"
I did this watercolor of shells a few years ago.